Behold!

Want to see what’s not yet sold? Check out the list of everything currently available for purchase here.

One can never have too many pretty explosives.
Art grenades are the best designer weaponry for your apocalyptic exploits. We have a fine assortment of bonafide military surplus — uh, deactivated — hand grenades. These are hand-painted by the Evil Illustrator His-Own-Self and displayed for your delectation. Each Martin Whitmore grenade is an original (and copies are impossible under these circumstances, as you might imagine). All pins have been pulled prior to painting, and no fingers have been lost (yet). Browse the objets de carnage for your zombie demolitions here…

When it’s not enough to kill them…
Marty has teamed up with brilliant sculptor Phil Hynes to produce custom zombie figurines — of you and the one you adore. These Dead Ringers are the perfect addition to a household already obsessed with the not-at-all-living and the creative destruction thereof. Click here for more information on how you, too, can be one of the walking dead…

Love all that, but still looking for all those crazy t-shirts you’ve been seeing? We’ve got your Evil T-Shirts right here.