Behold!

You have discovered the Meat Market!

Here you can buy all kinds of evil offerings, the purchase of which will assist you in developing your “wicked mechanization” muscles—muscles that allow you to keep the shameful secret that it was YOU who helped him rise to power. Tea wafers, anyone?

Evil T-Shirts: Cephalopocalypse, Tasty Flesh, octopi with broken bottles.

Grisly Greetings: The cards you give your sweetheart when she’s just as twisted as you are (you lucky dog!).

Tasty Flesh Merch: Hot Stacy chainsaw shirts, cards and delicious pinups!

Commissioned Work: Got something dastardly specific in mind? You direct, Marty will draw.

Prints & Pinups: Horrible monsters and sexy, sexy pinups; nudes, not-really-nudes, decomposing flesh, teeth, tentacles—you get the idea.

Stickers: Put them on your car, your computer, your new-born infant, or anywhere else you want to show off your devotion to your twisted master! The best way to get branded! ...until we can get those new branding irons in stock, that is.