Products

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  Cephalopocalypse: Cthulhu Biohazard T-Shirt

  Our last Green Cephalopocalypse batch has sold out! If you want to know when we decide to make another batch of these, make sure to get on the mailing list. One day, the stars are...

  $22.00

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  Green Cephalopocalypse: Cthulhu Biohazard T-Shirt

  Our last Green Cephalopocalypse batch has sold out! If you want to know when we decide to make another batch of these, make sure to get on the mailing list. That’s right, everyone: the Cephalopocalypse...

  $22.00

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  Grenuke: The Chernobyl of Hand Grenades

  The Hail Mary of small explosives... this grenade is the one for you when you want some seriously apocalyptic levels of destruction.  We don't recommend being anywhere within a few miles of where this baby's...

  $90.00

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  Microbe-omb: a Dirty Grenade

  When you throw a grenade, there's always the unfortunate side effect that it doesn't completely obliterate *everything*.  Well, now you can be sure that at least everyone who gets hit with the shrapnel will have...

  $65.00