Products
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A-BOMB-ination
From the dark, hidden corners of the earth comes this unspeakable eldritch weapon of destruction: the Shoggrenade! Rip out the pin and throw it to break the Elder Sign's seal and unleash an explosion of...
$90.00
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ctrl+alt+EXPLODE
For the blogger who wants to drop more than F-bombs, we have the "ctrl+alt+EXPLODE". Power it up, pull the pin, and dispose of all those unsavory trolls leaving anonymous comments. Words are weapons! Want to...
$90.00
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Grenuke: The Chernobyl of Hand Grenades
The Hail Mary of small explosives... this grenade is the one for you when you want some seriously apocalyptic levels of destruction. We don't recommend being anywhere within a few miles of where this baby's...
$90.00
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Microbe-omb: a Dirty Grenade
When you throw a grenade, there's always the unfortunate side effect that it doesn't completely obliterate *everything*. Well, now you can be sure that at least everyone who gets hit with the shrapnel will have...
$65.00
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Sleep Through THIS. ~ Cthulhu Grenade (ia, ia, and so on)
You know that neighbor with the yappy dog who doesn’t seem to get it that you work the night shift and when their dog is barking at all hours of the day, it makes you...
$50.00
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That's No Moon...
...it's a grenade! Inspired by the greatest sci-fi trilogy (yes, TRILOGY, dammit!) of all time, I decided to put the most destructive weapon in the universe into the palm of your hand! Just pull the...
$75.00
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The Grey Matter Splatter ~ Brain Grenade
What are grenades good for? Lobbing at your enemies and watching their juicy brains splatter all over everything. Duh. Well, this grenade gets you a two-fer. Not only do you get to watch your enemy’s...
$50.00
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The Natural 20 ~ d20 Grenade
Are you tired of rolling natural 1s to save against being polymorphed into a garden gnome? Well, the next time the DM tries that shit on you, tell him it’s time for him to make...
$95.00
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The NecronomiBomb ~ Necronomicon Grenade
When you don’t have a ready supply of corpses, waiting for you to raise them as your loyal undead army, the NecronomiBomb is the perfect tool. Sure, the bodies standing too near the blast point...
$45.00
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The Right Way to Fish. ~ Goldfish Grenade
The “Right Way to Fish” grenade has been sold! If you want to learn about new grenades or other products, you can get on the mailing list. Fishing is boring. You’ve got to get all...
$75.00
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Zed, Zed, the Zombie Head ~ Zombie Grenade
You know what else grenades are good for? Exploding zombies, that’s what. And this grenade is perfect to send the message that your spicy brains are not available for munching. Keep a supply handy in...
$50.00