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Tasty Flesh Stacy T-Shirt
Before today, the only way to show your love for strippers who fight zombies was to pay for your lapdances in shotgun shells. Now you can show the whole world that you read Tasty Flesh...
$25.00
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A-BOMB-ination
From the dark, hidden corners of the earth comes this unspeakable eldritch weapon of destruction: the Shoggrenade! Rip out the pin and throw it to break the Elder Sign's seal and unleash an explosion of...
$90.00
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Cthulhu Crossbones T-Shirt
Avast, ye landlubbers! Do you dream of ancient sunken cities, eldritch gods who lie dead but dreaming... and high-seas adventure? Well then, this is the shirt for you! Mixing the best parts of H.P. Lovecraft...
$25.00
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Dead Ringers: Custom Zombie Sculpts
Read more about Dead Ringers, and all the cool stuff that comes with them, and see bigger pictures here! Once upon a time, only the highest-up heads of state got themselves immortalized in sculpture. Now,...
$175.00 - $350.00
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Grenuke: The Chernobyl of Hand Grenades
The Hail Mary of small explosives... this grenade is the one for you when you want some seriously apocalyptic levels of destruction. We don't recommend being anywhere within a few miles of where this baby's...
$90.00
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Sleep Through THIS. ~ Cthulhu Grenade (ia, ia, and so on)
You know that neighbor with the yappy dog who doesn’t seem to get it that you work the night shift and when their dog is barking at all hours of the day, it makes you...
$50.00
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Swiss Army Octopus
In the cold coastal waters of Switzerland, there lies a beast that strikes terror into the hearts of men. With a tool for any situation, and unmatched versatility, the Swiss Army Octopus is one of...
$25.00
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Tasty Flesh Zombie Shirt
Sure, everybody loves Tasty Flesh for its succulent strippers… but how about a shirt for the people who just can’t get enough zombies? Your wait is over, my fellow fiends! This shirt lets everyone know...
$25.00
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That's No Moon...
...it's a grenade! Inspired by the greatest sci-fi trilogy (yes, TRILOGY, dammit!) of all time, I decided to put the most destructive weapon in the universe into the palm of your hand! Just pull the...
$75.00
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The Grey Matter Splatter ~ Brain Grenade
What are grenades good for? Lobbing at your enemies and watching their juicy brains splatter all over everything. Duh. Well, this grenade gets you a two-fer. Not only do you get to watch your enemy’s...
$50.00
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The Natural 20 ~ d20 Grenade
Are you tired of rolling natural 1s to save against being polymorphed into a garden gnome? Well, the next time the DM tries that shit on you, tell him it’s time for him to make...
$95.00
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The NecronomiBomb ~ Necronomicon Grenade
When you don’t have a ready supply of corpses, waiting for you to raise them as your loyal undead army, the NecronomiBomb is the perfect tool. Sure, the bodies standing too near the blast point...
$45.00
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Zed, Zed, the Zombie Head ~ Zombie Grenade
You know what else grenades are good for? Exploding zombies, that’s what. And this grenade is perfect to send the message that your spicy brains are not available for munching. Keep a supply handy in...
$50.00