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That’s right, everyone: the Cephalopocalypse now comes in a new flavor! How can you complain if you’re being ripped apart and eaten by lemon-lime tentacles of doom?! The green color scheme is also more subtle than the black and white original, allowing you to infiltrate deeper into society before they learn the horrible truth of the Unspeakable Evil you serve!
That’s right, everyone: the Cephalopocalypse now comes in a new flavor! How can you complain if you’re being ripped apart and eaten by lemon-lime tentacles of doom?! The green color scheme is also more subtle than the black and white original, allowing you to infiltrate deeper into society before they learn the horrible truth of the Unspeakable Evil you serve!

Green ink, printed on a high-quality pre-shrunk green cotton tee. Printed by our good friends over at Aardvark Screenprinting! Guys tees are Gildan, 100% Cotton Preshrunk. Embrace its eldritch powers!*

*Shirt may not imbue you with eldritch powers. If unwanted tentacles develop, discontinue use. If wanted tentacles develop, proceed to the nearest all-girls’ academy.

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