In the cold coastal waters of Switzerland, there lies a beast that strikes terror into the hearts of men. With a tool for any situation, and unmatched versatility, the Swiss Army Octopus is one of nature’s most resourceful creatures. It’s never met a bottle or can it can’t open, a nail it can’t file, or a screw it can’t drive. It was typically carried by the Swiss military in small saltwater tanks, until its later replacement by a smaller, more convenient, less violent pocket tool.

Show your pride in early Swiss innovation with a Swiss Army Octopus t-shirt! Important note: For this shirt, girly tees run one size smaller than guys tees. If you wear a medium guy-shirt, you’ll wear about a large girly tee. Guys tees are Gildan, 100% Cotton Preshrunk. Girly tees are Bella 100% Cotton.

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