Grisly Greetings
Welcome to Grisly Greetings—your holiday season just got a lot more interesting.
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Valentine’s Day Mini-Cards 32 pack
Remember the days when Valentine’s Day meant gluing construction paper hearts to a shoebox with a slot cut in the top, and hoping little Jenny Thomas would give you one of her good valentines? Those...
$18.00
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Christmas-Birthday 3-Pack (+ envelopes)
Finally, holiday cards as dark and twisted as you are! This pack includes one of each of our current designs: ”Season’s Cleavings” Front: “I’m sorry Timmy… but my list says you’ve been very naughty this...
$11.00
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Season's Cleavings 10-pack (+ envelopes)
If you’re lucky enough to have 10 friends who would appreciate getting a holiday card this twisted, then I wanna party with you. I also want to offer you the chance to save a little...
$32.00
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Cthulhu Christmas 10-pack (+ envelopes)
If you’re anything like me, every year around the holidays you look up at the stars, and marvel at the miracle that they portend: Great Lord Cthulhu rising from his sunken crypt in R’lyeh and...
$32.00
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Valentine’s Day 3-pack (+ envelopes)
The Valentine’s 3-pack: the status symbol for people with a whole lotta love to give. Maybe you’ve got someone so special that one card just doesn’t cut it. Maybe you’re a jetsetting heartthrob who’s got...
$11.00