Evil T-Shirts

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  Tasty Flesh Stacy T-Shirt

  Before today, the only way to show your love for strippers who fight zombies was to pay for your lapdances in shotgun shells. Now you can show the whole world that you read Tasty Flesh...

  $25.00

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  Green Cephalopocalypse: Cthulhu Biohazard T-Shirt

  Our last Green Cephalopocalypse batch has sold out! If you want to know when we decide to make another batch of these, make sure to get on the mailing list. That’s right, everyone: the Cephalopocalypse...

  $22.00

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  Swiss Army Octopus

  In the cold coastal waters of Switzerland, there lies a beast that strikes terror into the hearts of men. With a tool for any situation, and unmatched versatility, the Swiss Army Octopus is one of...

  $25.00

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  Cephalopocalypse: Cthulhu Biohazard T-Shirt

  Our last Green Cephalopocalypse batch has sold out! If you want to know when we decide to make another batch of these, make sure to get on the mailing list. One day, the stars are...

  $22.00

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  Soylent Green T-Shirt

  Our last Soylent Green batch has sold out! If you want to know when we decide to make another batch of these, make sure to get on the mailing list. How much do you really...

  $22.00

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  Tasty Flesh Zombie Shirt

  Sure, everybody loves Tasty Flesh for its succulent strippers… but how about a shirt for the people who just can’t get enough zombies? Your wait is over, my fellow fiends! This shirt lets everyone know...

  $25.00

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  Cthulhu Crossbones T-Shirt

  Avast, ye landlubbers!  Do you dream of ancient sunken cities, eldritch gods who lie dead but dreaming... and high-seas adventure?  Well then, this is the shirt for you!  Mixing the best parts of H.P. Lovecraft...

  $25.00