Evil T-Shirts


  •  Tasty Flesh Stacy T-Shirt

    Tasty Flesh Stacy T-Shirt

    Before today, the only way to show your love for strippers who fight zombies was to pay for your lapdances in shotgun shells. Now you can show the whole world that you read Tasty Flesh...

    $25.00

  • Green Cephalopocalypse: Cthulhu Biohazard T-Shirt

    Green Cephalopocalypse: Cthulhu Biohazard T-Shirt

    That’s right, everyone: the Cephalopocalypse now comes in a new flavor! How can you complain if you’re being ripped apart and eaten by lemon-lime tentacles of doom?! The green color scheme is also more subtle...

    $22.00

  • Swiss Army Octopus

    Swiss Army Octopus

    In the cold coastal waters of Switzerland, there lies a beast that strikes terror into the hearts of men. With a tool for any situation, and unmatched versatility, the Swiss Army Octopus is one of...

    $25.00

  • Cephalopocalypse: Cthulhu Biohazard T-Shirt

    Cephalopocalypse: Cthulhu Biohazard T-Shirt

    SOLD OUT! One day, the stars are going to align, and Cthulhu is gonna come marching in… to devour all of mankind and reclaim the world in the name of the Great Old Ones. When...

    $22.00

  • Soylent Green T-Shirt

    Soylent Green T-Shirt

    How much do you really love your fellow man? Could you just… eat him up? With our new Soylent Green shirt, you can show your support for two of my favorite things: Recycling & Cannibalism!...

    $22.00

  • Tasty Flesh Zombie Shirt

    Tasty Flesh Zombie Shirt

    Sure, everybody loves Tasty Flesh for its succulent strippers… but how about a shirt for the people who just can’t get enough zombies? Your wait is over, my fellow fiends! This shirt lets everyone know...

    $25.00


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