About the Meat Market

This page is all about the Meat Market!

Who ARE you people?

Mostly, we’re Martin Whitmore. (Wow, if that doesn’t sound creepy.) To be more specific…

Martin Whitmore: Evil Illustrator Extraordinaire intent on subjugating humanity through heinous works of art. He blogs, tweets (what a cute word for a badass apocalyptician!), and makes the brilliant stuff you’ll find here.

Megan Elizabeth Morris: World Domination Specialist and Rampant Adventurer who, in this particular case, handles the website, marketing attack, master plan, etc. (You can find out a little more about her here.)

When do you ship?

Pretty much right away. There are only two people here filling orders (no giant mechanical arms, for instance) so we’re definitely on a people-sized schedule. We try to move super quick, though, and if you ever need to make sure your order gets to you lightning fast, just drop us a note and we’ll do whatever we can to make it happen!

Where do you ship from?

We live in Austin Texas, so everything ships from Austin unless it’s noted differently on a particular item. (That will happen from time to time, because we have some neat Meat Market fare in the planning stages!)

Why do you sell all this… evil stuff?

Yeah, you must not have met Marty. Kind Visitor, this is Marty. Marty, Kind Visitor. See what I mean?

How long have you been doing this?

Marty decided to quit his day job and become a full time Evil Illustrator in August 2008 (you can read about it here), and it was around that time that we built the first incarnation of the Meat Market. In March 2009 we changed everything around so that we could use Shopify instead of a dinky WordPress plugin, and wow, is that so much WAY better!

WAIT! I have another question!

Well, you can email us. We like email!