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One day, the stars are going to align, and Cthulhu is gonna come marching in… to devour all of mankind and reclaim the world in the name of the Great Old Ones. When that day comes, do you really want to be caught without one of these shirts? That way, you can say “I told you so!” as everyone is eaten wholesale and plunged into blackness forever. …who knows? They might even spare you to serve their eldritch purposes across strange eons! Are you gonna risk it?

White ink, printed on a high-quality pre-shrunk black cotton tee. Printed by our good friends over at Aardvark Screenprinting! Guys tees are Gildan, 100% Cotton Preshrunk.

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