Finally, holiday cards as dark and twisted as you are!

This pack includes one of each of our current designs:

”Season’s Cleavings” Front: “I’m sorry Timmy… but my list says you’ve been very naughty this year!” Interior: “Season’s Cleavings!”

”Cthulhu Rises” Front: “The Salvation Army finally recruited enough bell-ringers this year to raise Cthulhu from his slumber in sunken R’lyeh.” Interior: ”...and you thought they were collecting money for the homeless. SUCKERS.”

”Stacy Birthday Wishes” Front: “Stacy wants to wish you a happy birthday!” Interior: “She decided to try something new. Instead of a cake, she popped out of another stripper. Sorry about the mess.”

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