Remember the days when Valentine’s Day meant gluing construction paper hearts to a shoebox with a slot cut in the top, and hoping little Jenny Thomas would give you one of her good valentines? Those days may be over, but it’s never too late to corrupt their memory and cash in on a little nostalgia by handing out some very special (and very twisted) Grisly Greetings mini-valentines!

These are the kinds of cards that should be dropped into a Valentine’s box made out of a discarded organ transport cooler and animal bones you found in the woods. I take no responsibility for the outcome if you send your middle-schooler to their class party with a handful of these.

This pack contains 32 individual 4″x2.5″ cards (2 each of 16 designs). All the designs are in this Flickrset, if you’re curious.

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